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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Living will: A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her:
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up and unplugged the TV.




Sunday, September 18, 2005

There are great t-shirts and then there are GREAT t-shirts. A neighboring town had the annual Apple Festival and along with the parade there's always a carnival, food booths and arts and crafts vendors. Some Native Americans had a stand selling souvenir stuff, turquoise jewelry and t-shirts: There's a picture of four braves with rifles, under the picture it says;

HOMELAND SECURITY
FIGHTING TERRORISM SINCE 1492




Monday, September 19, 2005

What's President Bush's opinion on Roe v. Wade?
He doesn't care how they get out of New Orleans!